Michael at kitchen window sill: How's your African Violet doing?

Me: Great. The label on that African Violet food says to use it every time you water.

Michael: And what happened to this one? It's sticking straight up.

Me: Heh Heh. I know. I used some of the African Violet food on that one, too.

Michael: It's like it has an erection.

Me: I know. It's gonna replace Bob Dole in all those commercials

Michael reading plant label: I guess that makes sense, it's from Erotic Angels Nursery

Me: That's Exotic Angels. It came from Exotic Angels Nursery.